Chapter 6

The Mountain Pass Café

 

 

          Derek stepped into the diner and, while he was glad to be out of the cold and the storm, his heart sank.  He actually felt a pang of homesickness.  That big, rambling house on Angel Island with its tower and wings, and lots of rooms.  Not to mention its grounds.  Or its isolation and silence and serenity.  For the first time, Derek wanted to be there for exactly those reasons.  There, he could find somewhere to hide.  Here, no chance.  He was facing maybe twelve hours under the intense glare of the spotlight named by Mr & Mrs Burko, he assumed, as Bert.

          “Please, God,” he quietly prayed, “if there is any justice in this world, let them clear the pass quickly.”

          Nick had found the heating had been left on but at a low setting, presumably just enough so the pipes wouldn’t freeze.  He turned it up to a more comfortable level.  Next, he assessed the situation.  Immediate survival was taken care of – they had shelter, heat, food and liquid.  And restrooms.  That was a bonus.  Any other person might have halted there and thought nice job.  Nick’s experience had taught him to look at other areas as well.  He checked the interior for the location of all the doors and made sure they were secured.  He established the position of the fuse box plus emergency supplies including the first aid kit.  Then, satisfied for the moment, he returned to the large space where Derek, Rachel and Alex were still thawing out and, after a quick, sweeping look around, he headed for the door.

          The storm was getting worse, not better.  Already the two vehicles were smothered.  Nick opened the rear door of the 4x4 and peered inside.

          “Merli … ” he said, gently shaking her shoulder.  “Merli, c’mon, wake up, babe.”

          Her eyelids drifted open.  “Are we home?”

          “Not yet.  You can’t sleep here, you’ll freeze.  C’mon, let me help you.”

          Shivering, leaning on him, Merlin got out.  “Where are we?”

          “Just short of the mountain pass.  It’s blocked.  We’re staying here till it’s open.  Probably the morning.”  He locked the car door again.  “You can sleep again inside the diner.  How you doing?”

          “Okay.  Shoulder’s a little stiff, arm’s a little sore but better than it was.  What diner?”

          Holding her close, Nick started back.  “The Mountain Pass Café.  We popped the lock.”

          “Oh .. that diner,” she yawned, seeing the lights ahead.

          “You can sleep in a booth.  I’ll make sure you’re not disturbed.”

          “Thanks, Nicky.  How’s Bert?”

          “Last I saw, he was still in the restroom.”

          She nodded.  “It’s the cold.  Does that to you.”  She snuggled closer.  “Be kind to him.  He’s as stuck here as the rest of us.”

          “I’ll try,” Nick responded.

          “Try more than usual.”  She smiled but, as her face was buried in his shoulder, he didn’t see.  “This could be just what he needs.”

          Nick pushed open the door and a bell tinkled merrily to announce their arrival.  Rachel, who’d warmed up enough to be able to shed her coat, instantly hurried forward.

          “You’re half frozen.  Straight back to sleep for you,” she announced, releasing Merlin’s hand.  “Nick, get my coat.  Peri can use it as a blanket.”

          Merlin was escorted to a booth and settled there with one coat over her and another under her head.  Nick paused to watch her for a moment but, as she’d already sunk back into sleep, he moved on to the next problem.

          “Derek, I’m gonna do a check on the perimeter.”

          “Any particular reason?” Derek frowned.

          “There might be more shelter round back.  If there is, I wanna move the vehicles or, come morning, we’ll have to dig ’em out before we can leave.  And we may want to leave in a hurry.”

          “Good thinking, Nick.  Don’t stay out there too long,” Derek warned, handing over the keys to the Range Rover.

          Nick glanced at the blizzard beyond the windows.  “Be back before you know it.”  He paused.  “Is Bert still in the restroom?”

          “I’ll check,” Derek said heavily.  Legacy Precepts were burdened with many responsibilities but none was ever as onerous as this.

          Alex was checking out the area behind the counter, normally a no-go zone.  Domestic kitchen equipment was easy.  Diner equipment was, she was learning, a little more complex.  It was designed for large quantities so everything was bigger.  The newer, more modern diners were like tiny manufacturing plants.  This one, however, was older and there was more wood than chrome, more comfort than efficiency.  She could recognize things, but making them work …

          “Five coffees, please,” Rachel requested, taking her place on one of the counter stools.

          “Soon as I get an understanding of how to work this thing, you’ll get your order filled.”

          “How tough can it be?” Rachel frowned.

          Derek, meanwhile, warily pushed open the door to the restroom.  “Buck ..?  Are you in here?”

          “Yeah.”

          “Are you all right?”

          “I am now.”

          “You’ve been in here a long time.  We were getting concerned,” Derek admitted.

          Bert emerged slowly from a cubicle.  “If you hadn’t noticed, I don’t have a coat.  Or even a jacket.  I’ve been getting warm.  Getting some feeling back in my hands an’ feet.”  He smiled.  “I guess this is it till the morning, huh?”

          “I think so,” Derek nodded.  “Still .. better in here than out there, yes?”

          “For sure.”

          At last, something on which we see eye to eye, Derek reflected.  This could be the corner.

          They returned to the diner and went to the counter where Alex was still scratching her head.  “Hot coffee.  Anyone would think I’m trying to split the atom.”

          Bert leaned over the counter.  “Oh, right.”  He got up, walked around the counter to join her and began turning dials and flicking switches.  “I sometimes have to do this in my job,” he related, opening cupboards.  “Here we go.  Filter coffee .. in here.  Water .. yeah, plenty.  Won’t boil dry an’ burn.  An’ .. hey presto.”  The machine began to hiss, whir and gently vibrate.

          Alex smiled at him.  “Thanks, Buck.”

          “You’re welcome.  But don’t ask me to cook.  We always had caterers for that.”

          “Well, I have been known to hold the occasional dinner party,” Rachel remarked, sliding off the stool.  “And a griddle is a griddle, no matter how big it is.”

          “Is this a secret desire sneaking to the surface?” Derek asked mildly.  “Really, you’ve always wanted to be a short order cook?”

          “Each to his or her own,” Rachel replied.  “The Luna Foundation has always been a multi skilled operation.”

          “Hmm.  I’ll have to see what today’s special is.”

          “It’ll be whatever I find in the freezer,” she told him archly and went to find the door to the kitchen.

          Bert nodded.  “So .. Derek.  Would you agree with that statement?  A multi skilled operation?”

          “Yes, Buck, I would,” Derek replied.

          “In what ways ..?”

          Derek sighed.  They’d turned the corner .. and had found it led to a dead end.

 

*****

 

          “This is different.”

          “No .. it really isn’t.  It’s actually all the same as it always is.”

          “No, no, you’re wrong.  It is different.”

          How?”

          “She’s right.  How?  It’s people.  It’s eating.  Drinking.  Peeing.  They do it all the time.”

          “Yeah, I know that.  But .. they shut this place down, didn’t they?  Bad weather they said; we gotta shut so we can get home and not get stuck here.  Turned off the lights.  Turned down the heat.  Taped that crappy little note in the window.”

          “Uh huh.”

          “Cos of the weather.”

          Right, but I said that already.  And, then, this lot turned up.  Broke in.  Turned on the lights.  Turned up the heat.  Yeah, okay, they left the crappy little note taped in the window, but the rest is different.  They’re not meant to be here.”

          “So what?  They’re still gonna eat.  Drink.  An’ that one could pee for his country in the Olympics.  He’d win a gold medal for sure.”

          “Didn’t you listen to a word they said?”

          “Well, yeah.  That one said about using the griddle .. an’ that one said about using the coffee machine.  I could be way out here but I think that means they plan to eat an’ drink.”

          “They said they’d be here all night.”

          “Really ..?”

          “That’s different.”

          “That’s what I said!”

          “What they gonna do .. all night?”

          “Not eat or pee.  Not physically possible.  They could drink coffee.  They may sleep a little, later.  But we can always wake ’em up, can’t we?”

          “What do people do when they’re stuck someplace?”

          “Call 911.”

          “Will you shut up?”

          “Make me.”

          “You’re not helping.  What people do when they’re stuck someplace .. is pass the time by talking.”

          “About what?”

          “Does it matter?  I don’t recognize any of those faces, do you?”

          “No.”

          “Me neither.”

          “So it won’t be the usual stuff we’ve had to listen to for the last God knows how many years!  I swear, if I hear another story about trees, fishing, hunting, trucks or wayward girlfriends, I will go crazy.”

          “Hey, c’mon, the wayward girlfriend stories are very entertaining.  ‘Specially when they go into lots of intimate detail.”

          “What I’m saying is we’ve heard it all before, even if there are variations.  With a little luck, we could have ourselves a fun night for once."

          “We deserve a fun night.”

          “Oh yeah.  Yeah, we definitely deserve that.”

          “Let’s get a little closer … ”

 

*****

 

          Outside, and working quickly, Nick discovered a sort of garage.  Three walls and a sturdy roof.  Maybe it was a large wood store, designed for tree trunks rather than firewood, maybe the diner’s employees used it for their vehicles.  It didn’t matter.  It was empty now and it was just what he needed.  Nick was used to being cold and wet when he had no choice but, when he did have the choice, he much preferred warm and dry.  His boots crunching over the thickening layer of pristine white, he hurried around the corner of the diner and went to the first vehicle.  The 4x4 started first time and he grinned quickly.  He didn’t know if that was down to the make and model or if it was because this was an Enforcer vehicle.  He was just grateful that it shared Merlin’s steadfast reliability.

          The first one stored under shelter, Nick trudged back for the Range Rover, praying that, by the time he got inside and could finally stop thinking about going outside until the storm let up, Alex or Rachel would have coffee ready for him.  He needed something hot to put his hands around, something hot to start warming him from the inside out.  As he drew near to the end of the diner, he thought he saw a glimmer of light in one darkened window.  He paused, frowning, squinting, but it was gone and it didn’t reappear.

          “Imagination,” he muttered, dismissing it.  “Imagination or it’s the storm making me see things.”

          The Range Rover coughed and wouldn’t start.  Nick swore under his breath and tried again.  The engine turned for a long moment then fired and caught.  He heaved a wary sigh of relief and eased the vehicle back, across the parking lot, around the end of the building and into shelter.

          His work wasn’t quite finished.  He spent ten brisk minutes sweeping as much accumulated snow off the roof and hood of both the automobiles, then locked them and left them.  He did one final complete tour around the perimeter, noting nothing of concern, and headed inside.

          As he opened the door, a blast of heat washed over him followed immediately by the aroma of coffee and .. unless his nose was very much mistaken, frying meat and onions.

          The Luna Foundation was in business.

          “Nice job, Alex,” he congratulated.

          Her reply surprised him.  “Oh, it wasn’t me.  It’s Bert you should thank.”

 

*****

 

          “Hey, you two!” Rachel called.  Derek and Bert looked around.  One seemed irritated by the interruption, the other appeared relieved.  “If you want this while it’s hot, you’d better get over here.  And,” she continued in a strict voice, “no talking while you eat.”

          “Jeez, who does she think she is?  My mother?” Bert grumbled but Derek wanted to hug Rachel.

          They left the table and went to the other end of the diner where Alex had prepared a large booth.  Nick let Bert slide in first, then faced the knotty problem of who would sit next to the guy.  Alex was feeling charitable because Bert had known how to give them hot coffee enough to last several hours, so she sat next to him with a glad heart.  Derek and Rachel took the opposite side and Nick dragged over a chair to sit at the end.

          “Aren’t you gonna wake Peri?” Bert asked.

          Nick glanced up.  “Best not to.  She get very grouchy if she’s woken too early.”

          “Besides,” Rachel said with a shrug.  “I’ve kept her some supper.  Easy enough to warm it over in that microwave back there.”

          “Buck, I should apologize,” Derek began.

          “Why?  What’d you do?”

          “I’ve managed to get you stranded here with us.  We are accustomed to fending for ourselves – ”

          “Yeah, right,” he cut in.  “You couldn’t get the coffee machine working.”

          Alex’s sense of charitable warmth started to cool.  “I would have, given time.  I’m grateful you were here to show me.  Next time, I’ll know.”

          “As I said, we are accustomed to fending for ourselves,” Derek went on, his voice a little more forceful, “in a wide range of circumstances but it was unfair of us to bring you along.”

          Bert shook his head.  “No.  No, Derek, I wanted to come.  I wanted to see how you guys do things .. an’ I have.”

          Alex stiffened.  “Did you feel that?”

          Nick had glanced round too.  “A cold draft?”

          “Yeah.”  Alex frowned.  “Gone now.”

          “Once I get this down my throat, I’ll check out the place more thoroughly,” Nick commented.  “I won’t be able to relax until I have.”

          “Why?” Bert asked, sounding puzzled.  “Broken window isn’t our concern.  We didn’t break it.”  He grinned slowly.  “Oh, I know.  Your military background.”

          Rachel saw Nick’s eyes go flat.  “It’s all right, Nick,” she said, giving in to the devil inside.  “Buck told us very plainly that he isn’t scared of you, even after I said not to antagonize you.”

          “Really,” Nick breathed.

          “Buck knows judo,” Derek added in a solemn voice.

          “Uh huh,” Nick murmured.

          “And he’s had shooting lessons,” Rachel concluded.

          “That a fact,” Nick said.

          “Yeah,” Bert replied.  “In LA, where I live, y’know, guns are a fact of life.”

          Nick slowly nodded.  “Any good?”  It wasn’t a question, it was a raw, blunt challenge.

          Alex looked around once more.  “I think there must be a broken window.  I just felt it again.”

          “So did I,” Rachel agreed, shivering.

          “Buck, you were saying you have seen us work,” Derek remarked, steering the conversation back into shallower, safer waters.  The last thing he wanted was Nick and Bert holding a target competition, either inside the diner or outside in the freezing parking lot.

          “Oh, yeah.”  Bert sounded relieved to be off the subject of his self defense skills.  “I have learned a lot.”

          “Have you?” Alex inquired then held up a hand.  “I’m sorry, that was a little abrupt.”

          “Actually, Alex, I have learned.  I’ve learned this work isn’t at all what I expected it to be.”

          “An’ you’re surprised?” Nick queried.  “You’re used to seeing situations arise, get investigated an’ resolved in .. what, forty minutes plus credits an’ commercials.  Real life doesn’t go like that, in convenient pieces.”  He leaned forward, pointing with his fork.  “Since you turned up, we’ve been to three locations an’ solved three cases.  That’s pretty good going for us.  Sometimes, we can be days – ”

          Weeks,” Alex interrupted.

          “ – trying to track down elusive clues.  Some of our cases are still open after years.”

          “I think what Nick is trying to impress upon you,” Derek went on, “is that what this work requires most is patience.  After all, we are not driving the matter, we are simply attempting to bring it to an end.”

          “And, sometimes, it doesn’t want to end,” Rachel commented.  “An’ then we have to figure out how to .. overcome the objections.”

          Bert nodded slowly.  “So, basically, what you’re saying is .. I should hang with you guys longer.”

 

*****

 

          “What are they talking about?”

          “Don’t talk so loud!  An’ keep back!  They can feel us.”

          “They think we’re the draft from a broken window.”

          “An’ when they go look an’ find there isn’t a broken window ..?”

          “I don’t know!  Maybe they’ll think we’re the air conditioning.”

          “That just has to be your dumbest remark ever.  Air conditioning?  In this weather?”

          “Will you two please stop fighting?  What are they talking about?  What’s this ‘work’ they keep referring to?”

          “Solving cases …  Are they cops?  Detectives, perhaps.”

          “An’ that one – ”

          “The one with the capacity bladder?”

          “Yeah.  I think he’s an actor.  He could be shadowing them, learning how real detectives do the job.”

          “Wow .. well, that is different.  A real life actor.”

          “He said he lives in LA.”

          “There you go then!  Proves my point.”

          “They don’t look too happy with the idea of him hanging for a while longer.”

          “No, they surely do not.  I think .. horrified is the word I’d choose.”

          “Y’know, if he’s the kind of actor they’re using in TV shows nowadays, I’m glad we only ever get to see sports.  Jeez .. he’s a thin stretch of ditchwater, isn’t he?  I can’t see him playing the role of a detective.  He doesn’t have any presence – screen or otherwise.”

          “We could have gotten it all wrong, of course.”

          “Uh uh.  Definitely an actor an’ definitely cops of some kind.”

          “I guess it’s okay for cops to break in here then.”

          “Y’see?  Proves my point.”

          “Has anyone ever told you that no one likes a smart ass?”

 

*****

 

          “Buck, I think I speak for us all when I say that .. you should go back to Los Angeles,” Derek replied.  “Review what you’ve learned so far, and, then,” and he couldn’t believe he was going to say this; by the expressions on his colleagues’ faces, neither could they, “if there is a need .. call us, make a convenient appointment and .. return.”

          Bert laughed quietly.  “Do you honestly believe there will be a convenient time for me to return?”

          There was an awkward, loaded silence.

          “S’what I figured,” Bert sighed.  “I have tried to get close to you guys.  I have tried to understand what motivates you but you keep shutting me out.  Peri’s the only one who gives a damn.”

          “Are you saying we’ve put up barriers?” Rachel inquired mildly.

          “Yeah, I am saying that,” Bert responded.

          “Are you asking why?” Alex wondered.

          “I know why.  You don’t want me around.”

          “No, we didn’t,” Derek agreed.  “Consider, you arrive with no warning and expect us to change our entire schedule to fit with what you want.  What we want is not important.  Our lives are on hold until you say we can resume them.  If we had .. descended on you and done to you what you’ve done to us, would you want us around?”
          “Not only that,” Alex went on, “but, when we try to help you by answering your questions, you don’t seem to listen.  Maybe we’re not saying the words you want to hear but it seems to us that .. you’re trying to force us into stereotypes.  A single mother.  The token black woman.  Rachel and I are more than that, yet .. in one sentence, you render us less than human beings.”

          “Plus turning us an’ what we do into a TV show, a drama,” Nick added, “takes our excellent reputation as the best an’ drags it thru the mud.  I can understand that people are interested an’ wanna watch lots of special effects but you’ll take the truth an’ twist it outta shape, an’ people will believe it cos it’s on TV.”

          “A good researcher,” Rachel concluded, “does more than just ask questions an’ write down the answers.  There’s .. observation.  It’s about emotions an’ not just facts.  What motivates me is knowing that what I do makes a difference.  An’ that goes for everyone here, even Peri.”

          “Put all that together,” Derek invited, “and you have the answer to why we didn’t want you around.  However, we are stuck here tonight with nothing to do.  We could always start over .. if you are prepared to start over as well.”

          Bert sighed and shook his head.  “I don’t think there’s much point, Derek.  I won’t .. see anything now, will I?  Not here.  Let me just get thru the night, get back to San Francisco an’ I’ll leave.  I’ll .. scrub the entire idea.  I never should’ve come.”

          He looked so miserable that they all felt mean.  Then Derek recalled Merlin’s words the day Bert had arrived.  Maybe they’d played Bert all wrong from the start.  They had tried to be honest, within the constraints imposed by the Legacy, and they’d come across as resistant, flat and wooden.  Not real people at all.

          “We could tell you about some of the cases we’ve worked on,” he said.

          “We could?” Alex queried, her eyes wide.

          “Yes!  Why not?” Derek declared.  “We’ve all seen things we couldn’t explain at the time.”

          Rachel slowly nodded.  “Refresh my memory.”

          Derek paused.  He felt he was edging out over thin ice .. but then he reminded himself that it wouldn’t be the first time. 

          “The time when .. we were called in to investigate that case of the leprechaun.  Someone had stolen its pot of gold and it was running rampant thru the streets of Modesto.  You remember, Nick, don’t you?”

          “Er .. yeah,” Nick said carefully.  “The cops called us in, didn’t they?”

          “No, it was Father Mulligan,” Derek corrected, improvising wildly.

          “Did you say .. leprechaun?” Bert queried.

          “Nasty little guy,” Nick responded, loyal to his Precept but wondering where the hell Derek was going with this.  “Real .. vicious.”

 

*****

 

          “Hah!  Cops, huh?  Since when do cops investigate leprechauns?”

          “Maybe since the day after we died.  Nothing else they’ve said makes me think – ”

          “What are they?  The Fairy Patrol?”

          “Okay, maybe, I did get it wrong.”

          “Will you shut up?  If nothing else .. isn’t this entertaining?  Isn’t that what we wanted?  I wanna hear how they caught the leprechaun.”

          “Oh, for crying out loud!  You give ’em back their pot of gold.  Everyone knows that.”

          What ..?  Leprechauns don’t exist!”

          “Then what were they hunting?”

          “Maybe a little guy .. with green skin as the result of .. some accident.  I don’t know, okay?”

          “Whaddya know ..?  The smart ass ain’t so smart after all.”

          “I never said I was.”

          “I am trying to listen to them!  You two, you wanna fight – and why should tonight be any different? – take it out back.  Before you know it .. it’s gonna be morning again and they will leave.  Normal life will resume.  Can we please enjoy this night of fun first?”

 

*****

 

          “So .. what did you do?” Bert asked.

          This was going better than Derek could ever have hoped.  “We .. tracked down the thief, and gave the pot of gold back to the creature, and it disappeared,” he responded.

          “Never to be seen again,” Nick nodded and decided to make his getaway before he could get sucked into anything else.  “I’m gonna check the layout of this place.”

          “Who’s for dessert?” Rachel inquired, also rising to her feet.

          “They got any ice cream?” Bert wondered.

          “They got just about everything back there.  Ice cream.  Pies.  Pastries.  Cheesecake.  You name it.”

          “Small bowl of ice cream.  Vanilla.  With chocolate sauce.  And sugar sprinkles.”

          Rachel nodded.  “Anyone else?”

          “I’m fine, thanks,” Alex replied.  Derek shook his head.

          “I’d just like to point out that .. the tip jar is on the counter,” Rachel added.  “And I’m keeping a tab on how much we’ve spent.  We pay up before we leave.”

          She headed in the direction of the kitchen.  Bert regarded Derek with narrowed eyes.

          “You said that just to make me feel better, didn’t you?”

          “Not at all.”

          “Leprechauns don’t exist.”

          “Neither do ghosts .. according to you.”  Derek sipped his coffee.  “Alex has been involved in some rather wild adventures too.”

          Bert twisted to look at her.  “Such as ..?”

          Alex slowly leaned back.  “Well .. let me think now.  There was the time we had to deal with a poltergeist.”

          “Really ..?  What was it doing?”

          “It had attached itself to the son of a garage mechanic and, one day, it went to work with the father.  It found it really liked automobile engines.  Dismantling them, to be exact.”

          “Wasn’t that awkward?” Bert frowned.

          “Very.  The guys kept doing their job only to come back from a break to find all their work not only undone but the engines in pieces all around the shop.  This thing worked really fast.”

          “Oh yes,” Derek breathed.  “I remember that case very well.”

          “The shop’s owner was convinced the guys were doing it deliberately and he threatened to fire every one of them.  But they called us and .. we suggested educating the poltergeist so it could help them in their work.”

          “Is it still there?” Bert asked.

          “No.  No, that kind of activity is short lived.  But they got .. oh, two years’ worth of free labor.”

          “Wow.  That’s amazing!” Bert said, his eyes starting to light again.  “Do you have any more stories like that?  Although that wasn’t really very wild, was it?”

          Alex accepted the challenge.

 

*****

 

          “Poltergeists …  That’s a type of ghost, isn’t it?”

          “Uh huh.”

          “So .. who are these guys?  I don’t think they’re cops.”

          “I think they’re ghost hunters.”

          There was a slight pause.

          “And that one said he won’t see anything.  In fact, according to him, ghosts don’t exist.”

          “But we do.  We’re right here.”

          “Ooh .. this is gonna hurt.”

          “We said we deserved a fun night, didn’t we?”

          “For sure.”

          “Let’s go.”

          “Y’know, he’s right.  It would make a great TV show.”

 

*****

 

          Nick knew the diner was big.  The public area had only one door in from the parking lot but the space beyond was three quarters of the width of the entire building.  Behind it was a passage which led to the restrooms.  There was a door at either end of this passage.  Going to the door on the right, Nick found another passage, more dimly lit, with more doors, one of which opened onto a janitorial supply room.  Mops, buckets, floor cleaning supplies, floor buffing machines, toilet paper, cleaning liquid for tables, cloths, and stuff for cleaning the kitchen and kitchen equipment.  A large sink.  There was a window with strengthened, painted glass.  No other doors off this room.

          He turned, only to find the door had closed behind him.  What was more, the door had locked.

          “Not a problem,” Nick muttered.  He bent to the task of popping the lock .. but it wouldn’t pop.  In fact, Nick couldn’t see how the lock was actually engaged.  As far as he could tell, the door wasn’t locked, it just wouldn’t open.

          He pulled on it, using every bit of strength in his body.  It wouldn’t shift.  He tried pushing on it as well, but that didn’t work either.

          “Bert, if this is your idea of a fun way to spend the time, I’m not impressed and I’m not amused,” Nick warned.  “C’mon, open the damned door.”

          There was no answer and Nick pounded a fist on the wood.  “Hey!  Anyone hear me?  Hey!”

          In a room off the kitchen, Rachel opened the big freezer door and walked inside.  She shivered as she went to the shelf where all the ice cream was stored.

          “Vanilla, vanilla …  Why am I not surprised that he wants vanilla?  Ah, here it is.”  She lifted it, grunting slightly with the weight.  “For someone who is .. so LA, Bert is remarkably conservative.  He’s all image, all a front.  Behind it lurks a very ordinary guy with ordinary fears an’ doubts.  Someone so concerned with being part of the herd that his personality is almost entirely subsumed by the herd mentality.  He won’t take any big risks .. an’ the risks he will take are calculated, an’ designed to inch him closer to the herd leader.”

          Rachel felt pleased with her analysis.  “Nice job, Rachel,” she smiled, shivering again.

          And then she saw the freezer door had closed.

 

*****

 

          In the diner, Alex was enlarging on her newest improvisation to an increasingly wide eyed Bert.  Derek rose to get more coffee.  He had every confidence in Alex to keep the man entertained.  He felt pleasantly tired and only mildly guilty at the deception.  It was obvious that real life wasn’t dramatic enough or, when it was, it either took too long or was simply too dangerous for civilians to be exposed to it.  So telling stories was a way around that.  And, he reasoned, Bert would only go back to Los Angeles and make up his own dramatic stories.  He’d come to them for help .. and they were helping him.

          Telling stories – even wildly implausible stories – was a way of passing the time.  It was approaching eight thirty and was far too early to think about sleep.

          He refilled the three mugs and replaced the pot on the hotplate.  Then he stiffened, his world turning monochrome.  Rachel.  Trapped.  Intense cold.

          Instantly, Derek acted on the vision.  He looked thru to the kitchen and saw the door open but no other sign of her.  His mouth suddenly dry with trepidation, he hurried from the diner thru the door into the passage.  Faintly, he could hear Nick’s voice calling but Nick wasn’t the priority right now.  He turned left, burst thru the door, raced along the passage on the other side and into the kitchen.  From there it was half a dozen strides to the freezer.  He pulled on the door and Rachel stumbled out and into his arms.

          “Didn’t your parents ever tell you not to get shut in a freezer?” he asked.

          “I left the door wide open, Derek.  I swear I did,” Rachel whispered, shivering violently.

          “Then how did it close?”

          “I don’t know.”

          “Let’s get you back into the warm.  Then I have to go find Nick as well.”

          “He’s missing too?” she gasped, her eyes flying open.

          “I can hear him.  I think he’s managed to get shut away just like you did.”

          Nick was pounding steadily on the door when, suddenly, it opened.

          “Did Bert do this?” he demanded.

          “Yes,” Derek said.  “He thought he’d teach you a lesson.”

          “We’ll see about that,” Nick said, his eyes blazing as he stormed back along the passage, only to meet Derek coming the other way.  He halted sharply and swung around but the passage behind, while dimly lit, was empty.

          “Did you get stuck somewhere?” Derek asked.

          “I think we got problems,” Nick replied quietly.

          “Oh?  What makes you think that?”

          “I don’t think we’re the only ones here.”

          “That’s ridiculous,” Derek dismissed.

          Nick stared.  “Is it?  You just opened the door an’ let me out.  Only you’re here.  You were behind me just now.”

          “You’re tired,” Derek said.  “Imagining things.”

          “Yeah, right.”  Nick pushed past him, shaking his head, and returned to the diner, only to see Derek talking earnestly with Rachel.  He swallowed.

          Someone around here liked to play games.  Only trouble with that was that no one else knew the rules.

 

 

 

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