Chapter 5

Down Home, Upstate

 

 

          Sunday, January 20.  If they included the day of arrival, this was Bert’s fourth – and last – day with them.  Each rose to face a gray, miserable dawn yet felt immensely cheered by the knowledge that, tomorrow, life would go back to normal.

          Life hadn’t been that abnormal the last few days but Bert had added a dangerously fickle element into the mix.  Each member of the team knew they could rely on everyone else, plus they had Merlin as backup.  Bert wasn’t a member.  He couldn’t be relied upon.  He wasn’t tried and tested, and he didn’t deserve to be.  Yet he was going into the field with them.  They had done their best to honor his request for information.  They had let him tag along on investigations.  He’d said thank you by insulting them.

          Nick and Merlin rose before everyone else to take their morning run.  Nick ran in silence, still offended by Bert’s attitude.  The man was a thorn under his skin and he didn’t like it.  Merlin kept pace with him, glancing at him every so often.  At the halfway point, they slowed to a jog.

          “What is it?” she asked.  “Is it because Bert called you a maniac?”

          “Top marks for observation,” Nick muttered sourly.

          “You didn’t throw any knife.  You’ve too good an aim to be a maniac.  The knife wasn’t real.  The dog wasn’t real.  Why are you insulted by something which never happened?”

          Nick shook his head.  “Why are you defending him?  Why are you so .. nice to him?”

          “Because .. well, I guess it’s because no one else can be bothered.  I mean, have you sat down an’ really talked with him?  Tried to understand what motivates him, what presses his buttons?  Has anyone done that?  I have.  I learned .. how to talk with him by listening to him.  If you use language he understands, he’s quite amenable.  For instance, Friday at The Gold Rush, I told him .. he was a minor character with no words to say but he had to look like he knew what he was doing.  Did he ask you any questions while you worked?  Did he interrupt when you were talking to the manager?  The first time anyway.  No.  He acted the part I’d given him.  Bert doesn’t know what to expect here or in the field.  His entire experience of the paranormal is what he’s seen on TV.  If what we do broadly matches his experience, he’s happy.  If it falls outside, he gets anxious, and he masks it by talking big.  And .. over all that, is an image.  That isn’t the real Bert Burko, Nicky.  One day, maybe, you’ll get to meet the man beneath the mask.  Maybe one day soon .. but I don’t think he’s ready yet.  He has a lot of growing to do and a lot of confidence to gain before he’ll step outta the shadows an’ into the sunshine.”

          She leaned closer and kissed his cheek.  “All I ask is that you make allowances.  If you can’t do that much, just bite your tongue an’ ignore him as best you can.  Tomorrow, he’ll leave.  You can forget he was ever here.”

          “Until his TV show hits the screen.”

          “If it ever does.”

          Nick reluctantly glanced round.  “He got that much right – interest in the paranormal has grown recently.  It’s more likely to make it than not .. unless it’s really bad.”

          Merlin eased up the pace a little.  “Would it be so bad if it was shown?”

          “Yes.”

          “Why?  You don’t watch drama.  You only watch sport.”

          “Others watch drama.”

          “Oh, right, an’ every one of them will recognize that .. Rick Doyle, Army Ranger, was based on Nick Boyle, Navy SEAL.  They’ll all be calling you, will they, to say hey, I saw you on TV last night.  How many of this nation’s citizens do you know?”

          Nick’s jaw muscles jumped.  “You don’t get it.  To us, this isn’t drama.  It’s real life an’ it’s dangerous.  A TV show based on what we do, on us .. weakens our integrity.  It’s fiction.  Fantasy.  If he’s that serious, he should go into investigative reporting.  Do a show like .. Sightings.  At least that tries to educate people about what’s really involved in investigating the paranormal.  Anything created by a writer, even based on real life research, has to be less than the truth because the truth is often both more boring and more scary than most people can handle.  So, to fill one an’ reduce the other, they twist the truth, add to it, make it something it isn’t.  Dramatic license.  An’ then people accept that as the new truth .. and our reputation suffers as a result.”

          He picked up the pace some more.  Merlin matched him.

          Eventually, Nick glanced sideways at her.  “He isn’t really gonna call a character Rick Doyle .. is he?”

          “I made it up,” she replied.  “I think Nick Boyle has a better ring to it anyway, but he already exists so Bert will have to create another name.  I heard him muttering though about the Solar Institute.”  Merlin watched his head snap round.  “Just kidding,” she grinned and giggled at his expression.

 

*****

 

          Andrew had been half expecting another postponement but it hadn’t happened so he prepared hot soup in two Thermos flasks and hot coffee in two more.  He also included some chocolate bars because they were good for an energy boost and, in this weather, a lot of energy was used just keeping warm.  He packed it all in a hamper and left it by the front door.  Then he cooked a hot, substantial breakfast and took it to the dining room.

          He was just leaving when Alex came in.  “Andrew, I wanted to say thank you.  You didn’t have to do this – work the weekend.  We all appreciate very much that you did.”

          Andrew hesitated.  “Miss Alex, please don’t misconstrue this .. but there was simply no way I was going to leave you alone with that man in the house.  Anything might have happened,” he added with a shudder.  “I’d rather be here and suffer with you than be home worrying about what I’d find on Monday.”

          She smiled.  “I understand completely.  I’m sure Dr Rayne will confirm this but .. take the next two days off as compensation.  Mr Burko will be leaving tomorrow and we can cope in your absence.”

          “If you’re sure ..?”

          “I am.  And I’ll check it with Derek too.  If he disagrees .. I’ll make him change his mind.”

          “Thank you,” Andrew accepted, bowing his head slightly.  “Enjoy your breakfast .. and good luck.”

          Alex rolled her eyes.  She thought about the trip upstate.  Several hours in a car with Bert, then more than a few hours in some old, falling down house .. with Bert.  Then the trip home again.  With Bert.  Her heart began to sink.  But then she recalled that, tomorrow, he was leaving and her heart started to rise again.

          Alex felt a little mean about her reaction to Bert.  She tried so hard to be understanding and sympathetic and, to a degree, she could ignore the offensive remarks he’d made his first day there.  But he was so persistent.  Not with the questions – he was here to do research and he couldn’t do that without asking questions.  It was the offhand remarks which cut so deep.  He just .. opened his mouth and out they came.  No thought behind them.  No considered response.  Just a sound byte.  Something to fill a gap in the silence.  And they hurt because they were so untrue yet she couldn’t respond to put him straight.  She couldn’t tell him the whole truth, only part.  That meant he was gaining an incorrect impression and, what upset her even more, his research was flawed.

          Am I overreacting to him?  Or am I right to feel this way?  And what exactly do I feel?  It’s .. a kind of numb, hollow dread at the idea of spending time with him.  Something’s missing somewhere.  We’re not giving him the full picture .. and neither is he.  Even so .. I shouldn’t feel pleasure at the idea of him going.  That isn’t fair.  He can’t help the way he is, but I can help the way I am.  I can make more of an effort .. even if it kills me.

          Rachel came in looking tired and drawn.  “Morning,” she greeted.

          “Morning to you too.  Didn’t you sleep well?” Alex frowned.

          “Yeah, I slept well but I had this dream.  No matter what I tried, I couldn’t wake up.”

          “Must have been bad,” Alex commented.

          “Not really,” Rachel sighed.  “It was just .. very long.  I dreamed I was tied up or tied to a chair.  I know I couldn’t move.  And I was being interrogated.  I answered all the questions but no one believed me.”

          “Oh,” Alex murmured.  “I think even I can guess what’s at the heart of that.”

          “Hmm, me too.  Still, today is the last day we have to .. tolerate this.”  Rachel brightened and gave a small laugh.  “It just shows how resilient we are.  Watching each other’s backs, watching his back, watching what we do and what we say, and not letting him watch more than he can cope with .. which is very little.  It’s like a kind of mental straitjacket.”

          “That’s why I feel so antagonistic,” Alex realized.  “I feel confined.  I can’t be myself.  And I won’t be able to until tomorrow.”

          Nick came in and halted.  “Isn’t anyone eating?”

          “Yeah; we were just discussing our emotional state,” Rachel replied.

          “An’ how is it?” Nick inquired, his eyes twinkling.

          The two women looked at each other. 

          “Fragile,” Alex said and Rachel nodded in agreement.

          “Should take a run round the island then beat hell outta the punch bag in the gym,” Nick suggested.  “Works wonders.”

          Derek entered last and briskly rubbed his hands together.  “Nick, did you put the equipment ready to be loaded?”

          “Last night.”

          “And are we all set to go after breakfast?”

          “Sure,” Alex shrugged.  “Except .. Bert isn’t here yet.”

          “Can’t we sneak out an’ leave him behind?” Nick asked, his voice innocent, his eyes anything but.

          “It’s a tempting thought but no.  It is our last obligation and, perhaps, the only genuine field trip he will undertake with us.  We get thru today, and tomorrow we can resume normality.”  He gestured at the counter.  “Eat.  Carpe diem.”

          “His throat is what I’d like to seize,” Nick muttered.

          “Maybe you need to go back to the gym for a while,” Rachel grinned.

          Merlin came in to help herself to coffee.  “No Bert?” she frowned.

          “Not seen him,” Nick answered.  “If he doesn’t hustle, we’ll go without him.”

          “I’ll go see what’s keeping him,” Merlin said.

          Alex opened her mouth to say ‘no, please, don’t’ but bit it back.  Tomorrow, she thought.  Tomorrow.  Jeez .. I sound like the chorus in Annie.  It’s only a day away ...

          Merlin took the stairs two at a time and headed into the guest wing.  She got to Bert’s door and knocked on it.

          “Hey, you alive in there?” she called.

          “Wha ..?  What?”

          “Bert, c’mon.  Breakfast then we’re leaving.  You wanna be on the bus, you’d better get a move on.”

          She heard unsteady footsteps then the door opened.  “We’re actually going?”

          “Yeah.  We actually are.”

          “Nothing really dumb has caused us to cancel?”

          Merlin wondered how to answer that.  “We never cancelled, only put it off.  Took a rain check.  And, no, nothing’s come in overnight.  They’re eating breakfast right now.”

          Bert ran a hand thru his long hair.  “Oh.  Okay.”  He yawned.  “Give me five.”

          “Not a second longer.”

          He nodded.  “You got it.”

          “You okay?” she asked.  “You seem a little down.”

          Bert sighed.  “I came here expecting .. I don’t know, haunted houses.  Maybe the bar fit that, but I didn’t see anything.  I haven’t seen any proper investigation.  So far, it all seems to be a lot of talk an’ not much action.  An’ today’s my last day.  I haven’t really learned anything.”

          “Maybe this house we’re going to visit will be it.  I hope it is.  I want you to learn what it’s like living here.  But, Bert, even you have to admit you’re not in the right frame of mind yet to learn.  C’mon, hustle!” she ordered, turned and hurried away.

          “What does that mean?” he asked, but there was no one to answer.

 

*****

 

          As had recently become the norm, for sanity’s sake they took two vehicles.  Derek drove the Range Rover with Alex and Rachel.  Nick drove the 4x4 with Merlin, Bert, and the equipment.  Their destination was several hours north of Angel Island at the southern end of the Coastal Range.  Nick and Derek had studied the route, debated it, and finally decided a plan of attack.  Down Home was found off a single unpaved road which wound west to east across the flank of Pine Mountain, four thousand, four hundred, twenty feet high at its peak.  Two hours and forty five minutes after leaving the island, the two vehicles were at Ukiah.  They didn’t stop.  They headed on north to Calpella, then took State Highway 20 south east toward Lucerne.  Just short of that, they hit the track which led to Down Home.  They arrived at the house three hours and forty minutes after departing Angel Island.  In one vehicle, it had been business as usual.  In the other, it had been anything but.

          “Why did we have to drive all this way?” Bert asked.  “Isn’t there an airport at Ukiah?  We could’ve flown up there.  Cut hours off the journey.”

          “You’re with us,” Nick replied shortly.

          “So ..?  I’ve seen trees before, y’know.  You didn’t have to do the scenic route just for me.”

          Merlin twisted round to look back at him.  “Bert, you’re not thinking this thru, are you?  The chopper can take five plus the equipment.  If you wanted to go by chopper, someone would’ve had to stay behind because we can’t fit six in there and, while we have a surplus of vehicles, we only have the one aircraft.”

          Bert hunched his shoulders.  “Rachel could’ve stayed on the island,” he commented.

          It was true.  She could have remained behind.  There was no one else involved, no people at Down Home, not any more.  Yet her presence had to be justified.

          “You wanted to see the team working in the field,” Nick responded.  “If we’d left a valuable member of that team behind, your research wouldn’t be as thorough as it could be.”

          “Oh, yeah.  I hadn’t thought of that,” Bert murmured.  “Can we listen to music?  Peri says she has some great rock CDs – ”

          “No.  I need to concentrate,” Nick lied.  “I need peace an’ quiet.”

          It was a thinly veiled hint which Bert ignored.

          “But why?  I mean, you’re following them.  All you have to do is keep up.”

          Merlin saw Nick’s hands tighten on the wheel.

          “I thought you were in the military,” Bert went on.  “Didn’t you learn things like .. navigation?  Or were you the kind who sits behind a desk an’ never does anything remotely exciting?”

          Nick’s knuckles went white.

          “I have the greatest respect for the people who defend our country, who put their lives on the line each an’ every day, but desk jockeys ..?  I can’t see anything very special in that.”

          “Bert,” Merlin said, “Nick saw action.  Let’s leave it at that, huh?”

          “Really?  You saw action?  Wow!  Can you tell me some stories?”

          Nick swallowed hard.  “No.  I can’t.”

          “Can’t or won’t?”

          “Both.”

          Merlin grinned back at Bert.  “He’d have to shoot you.”

          Oh  I get it.”  Bert winked.  “Classified stuff, huh?  Like Project Blue Book.  UFO sightings.”

          “How much farther is it?” Merlin asked in an attempt to divert the conversation into safer areas.  She was glad that Nick was driving and not a passenger.  Clenching his hands around the wheel meant he couldn’t use them as fists.

          “Must be nearly there,” he muttered.  “Thirty, forty minutes.  We’re thru the pass.”

          She put a hand on his thigh.  “You’re doing a great job.”

          Nick glanced sideways and smiled briefly.  He could take a hell of a lot of punishment but he was getting close to losing it.

          Up ahead, Derek, Rachel and Alex were discussing what to do first when they finally arrived at Down Home.

          “Noises,” Rachel stated.  “Doesn’t give us a lot to go on.  We may have to come back.”

          “I was thinking the same,” Derek agreed.  “Today may only be an initial assessment.  We might have to set up a temporary camp here.  Peri has equipment in storage – tents and so forth.  We could negotiate a loan.”

          “I’m sure she’d agree.  But it is cold,” Alex pointed out.  “The idea of camping out at this time of year … ”  She shivered.

          “And I would not want to leave monitoring equipment out here unsupervised.  It is asking for it to be appropriated.”

          “Stolen, you mean,” Rachel grinned.  “I agree.  If we can’t solve this today, it’ll mean a camping trip, even if we take it in turns.  In Gretna, we had that abandoned cabin to use as a base.  I doubt we’ll be so lucky this time.”

          “When we arrive, Alex, you and I will check out the property.  I suppose Bert will want to accompany us but he must remain outside.  Once we have determined the risk factor, we set up the microphones and recording equipment in the most .. sensitive areas.  Bert can help with that.  I’m sure he has technical experience of that nature.”

          “There’s a sign!” Rachel pointed.

          Indeed there was.  A wooden arrow pointed off to the left and it bore the words ‘Down Home’ in faded, peeling paint.

          The Range Rover rolled off the track and down into the wide hollow clearing in the trees.  The 4x4 rolled in over the ruts and holes after it.  The natural clearing had been enlarged and was roughly circular.  An open area for vehicles was in front and a covered wood store was off to one side of a ramshackle cabin.  Once, it had been a decent home but now it was in a very bad state of dilapidation.  Half the roof was missing.  Not one window had any glass left in it.  The front door was open and hanging on one hinge, moving slightly in the chill breeze.  There were two floors but, with the roof above gone, one wall upstairs had started to collapse inward.

          Rachel peered forward.  “Did anyone think to bring protective hats?”

          “Let’s go,” Derek said quietly.

          In the 4x4, Bert was peering forward too.  “Whoa … ”

          “What do you think, Bert?  Haunted house material or not?” Merlin asked.

          “I’d prefer something a little bigger, a little more Gothic.”

          “Not known in these woods,” she remarked.

          “Be realistic,” Nick said, recalling Merlin’s words of first thing that morning and trying to speak language the insufferable Bert could understand.  “If all you show are big, Gothic houses, people are gonna get sick of seeing ’em an’ switch off.”

          “Yeah, that’s true enough.  Real life has to have variety, right?”

          “Right,” Nick agreed.  “Wait here till I find out what Derek plans to do.”

          “I wanna come as well.”

          “I know, but that house clearly isn’t safe.  You’ll get your chance.”

          “How about we unload the gear?” Merlin suggested.

          “Okay, but stay back.”

          Nick got out and jogged to the others who glanced at him sympathetically.

          “You made it then,” Alex commented.  “Did Bert?”

          “It got very close at times,” Nick replied.  “What’s the plan, skipper?”

          “Alex and I will go in to do a first assessment,” Derek replied.  “Everyone else wait out here.  Give us fifteen minutes.  If we’re not back, Nick, you come in to find us.  We may have fallen thru a hole in the floor.”

          “Sure.  Peri an’ Bert are unpacking the gear.  They won’t come in.  She’ll make sure he stays outside.”

          Derek nodded.  “Alex ..?”

          Together, they set off.  Rachel watched them lever the door open and vanish inside then she studied the upper floor and shook her head.  The thought of camping here was too dreary to contemplate.  The thought of solving this mystery in under five hours seemed impossible.  There was no one around to question.  All they had as clues were noises, and this address.

          Merlin put the first of the steel cases down and paused to study the house as well.

          “You sense anything?” Rachel inquired softly.

          “Nothing fresh.  Nothing’s been here in a while.”

          “Maybe whoever called it in just had an overactive imagination,” Nick said, shoving his hands in his pockets and hunching his shoulders against the sharp breeze.  “Wind in the trees can sound pretty unearthly at times.”

          “We’re gonna be here all day?” Bert queried, arriving as Merlin headed back to the 4x4.

          “That’s the plan,” Nick nodded.  “Well, till nightfall anyway.”

          “Doing what?”  Bert shivered in the sweater Nick had loaned him.  “You ask me, we’d be doing the place a favor if we tore it down.”

          “Bert!  C’mon, we got chores!” Merlin called.

          “Coming!”

          “For once, I have to agree with him,” Rachel remarked quietly.  “It’s an eyesore.”

          Derek emerged, ruffling his hair with one gloved hand, and came over to where they were waiting.  “The upstairs is inaccessible without a ladder because the upper part of the staircase has fallen.  There are four rooms of varying sizes downstairs – a kitchen, a combination pantry and utility room, a living area and, I must assume, a dining area.  It’s very dusty and full of spiders’ webs.”  He ruffled his hair again.

          Alex came out as well.  “I found a door down to a cellar. The air’s very stale but the steps seem solid enough.  It’s cool down there but not freezing.  I couldn’t see very much – I’ll need a flashlight.”

          “And company,” Nick added.

          “As ever, my gallant volunteer,” she smiled.

          Bert was breathing hard as he put down a large metal case.  “I think there’s a portable generator in this one,” he grunted as he eased his back.  “That, or you really did pack the kitchen sink.”  He regarded Derek.  “What have you found?”

          “Just the overall layout of the interior.  No clues as yet as to what is making the noises, if anything is.  Now we do a visual examination of the general exterior.  Come with me.”

          Bert’s thin shoulders rose proudly and he flashed a smug smile at the others.

          “There goes a brave guy,” Nick remarked.

          “Bert?” Rachel exclaimed, sounding astonished.

          “Derek,” Nick corrected, his voice admiring.

 

*****

 

          While Merlin leaned against the Range Rover to keep out of the breeze and the others moved the equipment nearer to the front door, Derek and Bert, like Holmes accompanied by the faithful Watson, went around back.  They discovered a trail there which vanished into the trees which may have begun naturally but had been made semi-permanent by years of human feet walking along it in all seasons.  Even with the undergrowth leaning over, the trail was hard packed, deep and easy to follow.

          At the end, they found a shed.  Just a simple wood shed – four walls, a sloping roof, and a door.  No windows.

          “What’s this?” Bert frowned.  “The bathroom?”

          “It could be but I believe it had another function.”  Derek heaved open the door and peered inside.  He nodded.  “As I thought.”

          Bert squirmed past him.  “A still?”

          “Far enough away from prying eyes.  Even farther away from civilization.  He made his own and saved himself a trip into town.”

          “Whoa!  Nice move!” Bert laughed.

          “We’ll like as not find barrels down in the cellar,” Derek remarked with a smile.  “But there’s nothing else here.  Let’s get back and then we can set up.”

          “An’ break open some of the soup,” Bert suggested.  “I never thought it could ever get this cold in California.”

          Derek led the way back along the trail and they completed their circuit of the cabin.  The back door was closed and warped in place.  It wouldn’t open.

          “Alex, what’s your determination of where to place the microphones?” Derek inquired.

          She considered.  “We can’t get upstairs but we have physical weight.  Weight isn’t something a spectral entity usually has trouble with.  Nor do they notice if stairs have collapsed.  I think one on the stairs, as high up as we can get it.  The kitchen – family activity happens a lot there.  The living area, likewise.  We can use either the dining area or the utility room as a base.”

          “What about the cellar?” Rachel wondered.

          “I didn’t sense anything coming from down there .. there again, in this temperature, it’s kinda difficult to register cold spots.”

          “Okay,” Derek nodded.  “Let’s do it.  Nick, will you set up the recorder?”

          “Sure.”

          “Bert, you know about microphones?”

          “A little,” Bert nodded.

          “Then you have a task to do.”  Derek watched Bert’s mouth open.  “You are an associate, yes?  Part of .. us.  Then you act as part of us.”

          “Okay,” Bert agreed, not able to argue.

          They moved into the house and got to work.  Nick set up a table in the dining area, put the tape recorder on it and connected it to the heavy duty battery.  Derek and Bert fixed the microphones in place and, one by one, the leads came in and were pushed into the jacks and labeled.

          “How does this work?” Bert asked as Nick began to test the installation.

          “It is activated by sound so you must remember to keep your voice low,” Derek replied.  “Movements should be steady, not sudden .. unless the circumstances dictate otherwise.  Rachel, will you position the thermometers?  Alex, if you want to take a look in the cellar, I’d go now.”

          She and Nick headed out with flashlights.

          “Can I go with Rachel?” Bert asked.  “Or should I check out the cellar?”

          “The cellar isn’t strictly part of the investigation – that’s just curiosity.  We have the video camera to set up.  Once that’s done, if you feel it necessary, go down to the cellar,” Derek responded, opening another steel case and examining the contents.

          The steps down to the cellar were solid and the underground room was warmer than upstairs.  As Alex had said, the air was stale and had that musty smell of damp earth.  It had been excavated from the rock and the soil – the floor was beaten dirt with the odd raised piece of shiny, chipped stone.  Against one wall was a row of barrels, as Derek suspected there might be.

          Nick tapped them.  Half were empty.  The others were full.  He leaned closer, sniffing.

          “Hooch,” he grinned as he straightened.  “Mountain moonshine.”

          “Rotgut by any other name,” Alex commented, laughing softly, from the other side of the cellar.  “What’s this ..?”

          In one corner, there was a deep depression.

          “Can’t be a sinkhole, not in rock,” Nick murmured, coming to her side and crouching down.  “It’s .. discolored around the edges.”

          Alex frowned.  “I think Peri should take a look at it.  Just to be on the safe side.”

          “Okay.”

          There was nothing else to discover.  Nick wondered how anyone could have gotten the barrels down there but that was a mystery unconnected to the case.  They climbed the stairs again.

          “Okay, well, we’re all set up,” Bert said, keeping his voice low and his movements steady.  “What happens next?”

          “We wait,” Derek replied.

 

*****

 

          They took it in turns to wait in the house.  When the cold got too much, they waited in the Range Rover.  They drank the coffee and the soup, and wished they’d brought more.

          Nick remained in the house the whole time, monitoring the monitoring equipment.  Merlin kept him company every so often, then vanished outside to walk, explore and warm up.  Nick was content to sit in some corner out of the draft, huddled in his jacket, enjoying the silence of the run-down house and waiting for something to go down.  He had years of experience of doing exactly that.

          Bert often hovered just inside the front door, willing something to happen.  He was very aware that the clock was ticking and, while this was authentic fieldwork, God it was boring.  He began to wonder if a TV show using these characters as role models would ever be put on film, let alone transmitted.  If he could just come up with a blinding idea for a pilot, he felt it stood a chance.  It could even run for a few seasons.  So far, what he’d seen these people do amounted to extremely little and all of it was dull.  He wondered how they could stand it.  He wondered what pleasure they got from it.  He wondered why he was asking himself these questions when he could be asking them.  If nothing else, it would pass the time.  Resolutely, he pulled his notebook from his pocket and turned to the Range Rover.

          An hour later, it was nearly three in the afternoon.  Alex had been the target and she was starting to look pained at the continuing interrogation.  She reminded herself that a good researcher asked a lot of questions, often very similar ones to elicit slightly different responses on each occasion.  A problem or a project was never flat.  It was at least two dimensional and often three.  Therefore, three slightly different questions on the same thing provided three different ways of looking at the one facet.  Build up enough facets, you got a diamond.  But Bert didn’t do that.  He just kept plugging away at the same small area, asking the same question over and over again because he didn’t understand the answer.  He never would, no matter how many times Alex paraphrased, because he didn’t listen.

          “Buck, why don’t you let me take over for a while?” Rachel invited, wanting to take her tongue and cut it from her mouth.

          Bert glanced at her rather suspiciously.  “Why?”

          “Different person,” she shrugged, “different viewpoint.”

          Alex took quick advantage of the interruption.  “I’ll go see how Nick’s doing,” she muttered and made good her escape.  Rachel braced herself as Bert drew in a deep breath.

          Nick was taking a rare break to stretch his legs.  Merlin was around somewhere.  Derek was inside, keeping watch.

          “How’s it going?” Nick inquired.

          “I was going to ask you the same,” she smiled.

          “Quiet as a tomb in there.”  He glanced back at the house.  “It could be these noises, if they are genuine, only happen at night.”

          “In which case .. we’re wasting our time,” Alex commented.  “We may have to come back.  In the spring.”

          “It isn’t that cold,” Nick remarked.  “Just a little brisk an’ sharp.”

          “What did Peri say?” Alex asked next.

          “What about?”

          “That dip in the cellar floor.”

          Nick blinked.  “I thought you were gonna talk to her.”

          “I thought you  Never mind.  Where is she?  I’ll ask her now.”

          “Around back, I think.  Alex, have you thought maybe these noises are all someone’s imagination?  Someone, say, out in the woods, finding this place, finding the hooch in the cellar …  That stuff could do more than rot your gut an’ hallucinations don’t have to be just visual.”

          She nodded thoughtfully.  “Good theory.  I’ll go down and measure the levels in those barrels.  Next time we’re out here, I'll check ’em again.  You may yet be right.”

          Alex found Merlin poking around in the shed with the still.

          “I didn’t think people did this kinda thing in California.  I thought it was all legit.  Napa Valley, an’ all that.  This thing .. it’s more South East. Great Smoky Mountains.”

          “Napa Valley is wine,” Alex corrected.  “People will do whatever they can get away with when they believe people aren’t looking.  Talking of which, Peri, can you take a look in the cellar?”

          “Sure.  Something catch your eye down there?”

          “Beyond the barrels of hooch brewed out here?  Yeah.”

          The two women wandered back to the house.  Nick was back inside again, standing with Derek.  Rachel was heading determinedly their way as well.  Bert, still talking, trotted along beside her.

          As Merlin went thru to the utility room with Alex, Rachel came in, gesturing peremptorily to Bert to shut up.  Merlin put a hand on the door to the cellar and stiffened.

          “Whatever you do, keep Bert up here,” she whispered.

          “Why?” Alex asked.  And then she heard the noise.

          The recorder switched on.  Derek tensed, looked at Nick with a meaningful expression and Nick’s face crumpled.  Nursemaid.  Again.

          “What the hell was that?” Bert asked.  His voice was soft, not because he’d remembered to keep it down but because he was paralyzed with surprise.

          Derek walked out, Rachel hurrying along behind him.

          “Where are they going?”

          “Check the mikes,” Nick lied.  “Could be a false reading.”

          False?” Bert echoed, his jaw sagging.  “Are you deaf?”

          Alex was at the cellar door, staring down into the depths with horrified eyes.  Derek pushed past her and began to descend.  Rachel peered around the doorframe and Derek’s bulk.

          “My God,” she breathed.

          It was a demon, and it was drunk on hooch.  Merlin was small and slight beside it but she was battling gamely to send it back where it belonged so it could sleep off its hangover.  Derek eased farther down the steps.  Alex and Rachel crept after him, riveted by the combat taking place in such a confined space and which they could see by the light of the flashes.

          Nick was fretting, anxious to be down there too yet banned from going.  He hated obeying orders like this.

          “I’m going down there,” Bert announced.

          Nick went to grab at his sleeve but Bert had more wiry speed than Nick had anticipated. 

          “Oh .. shit,” he muttered and tore after him.

 

 

 

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